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PostwickShipping (will just note here that in this verse, Victor becomes the Champion while Gloria becomes a researcher under Sonia alongside Hop)

General:

• Rate the Ship –  
  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
• How long will they last? – Endgame
• How quickly did/will they fall in love? – Once they both started working for Sonia after the events of the SwSh plot, they began developing feelings (though there might have been some even beforehand). They start dating about a year and a half later, both in their mid-teens.
• How was their first kiss? – A bit awkward, but very sweet and earnest.

Wedding:

• Who proposed? – Hop
• Who are {Hop’s} groom’s party? – Leon, Sonia & Bede (who claims he only did this because Victor asked him but really he and Hop have become friends by the wedding even if neither will admit it)
• Who are {Gloria’s} bride’s party? – Victor, Marnie & Bianca (who she’d become close friends with during an study-abroad she did in Unova under Prof. Juniper)
• Who did the most planning? – They did their best to split the load evenly!
• Who stressed the most? – Hop
• How fancy was the ceremony? –
  Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
• Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – Rose, though it was a given at that point

Sex:

• Who is on top? – It’s a tossup, but Gloria a little more often
• Who is the one to instigate things? – It’s pretty mutual
• How healthy is their sex life? –
  Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
• How kinky are they? –
  Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
• How long do they normally last? – Maybe a little shorter than average, but they usually have a longer foreplay
• Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – Mutual satisfaction is the main goal, but if they can they will
• How rough are they in bed? –
  Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
• How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? –
  No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

• How many children will they have naturally? – 4, a son named Neil, then three daughters named Caelia, Tania & Annie
• How many children will they adopt? – 0
• Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Hop
• Who is the stricter parent? – Gloria
• Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Both. It’s usually Neil who’s doing something ill-advised and they’ve both had to deal with the aftermath before so prevention is key.
• Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Hop
• Who is the more loved parent? – They’re equally loved!
• Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? – They usually go together, but Gloria’s more likely to forget or end up accidentally scheduling an important meeting at the same time.
• Who cried the most at graduation? – They both were in FLOODS.
• Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Gloria

Cooking:

• Who does the most cooking? – Gloria
• Who is the most picky in their food choice? – Both will eat most things, so they mainly have to deal with the kids (especially Tania) being picky eaters.
• Who does the grocery shopping? – Gloria, she’s the queen of getting the best deals, finding everything she needs in record time, and knowing all the best quality ingredients.
• How often do they bake desserts? – Pretty frequently! Hop especially likes to bake with the kids. There’s usually home-baked cookies or brownies in the kitchen at any given time.
• Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – Meat eaters! They both love hearty comfort food.
• Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Hop, since Gloria usually monopolizes the kitchen. He’d like to show off that he can cook, too.
• Who is more likely to suggest going out? – Hop
• Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? – Gloria, while trying out something complicated she saw on the Food Network or experimenting with some new fancy cooking appliance.

Chores:

• Who cleans the room? – Hop. Gloria handles almost all the cooking, so Hop does most of the cleaning.
• Who is really against chores? – Gloria is not the biggest fan of cleaning.
• Who cleans up after the pokémon? – Both look after their own pokémon, but Hop is usually the one who looks after the lab pokémon (while Gloria focuses more on field work.)
• Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Gloria
• Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Both of them, unless it’s just family visiting.
• Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – Hop

Misc:

• Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Gloria
• Who takes the dog legendary wolves out for a walk? – Both of them like to visit Zacian and Zamazenta frequently and go on walks in the forest with them (as the wolves went back to the Slumbering Weald after the game plots). Sometimes the wolves will come visit the lab though which always causes a stir in Postwick and Wedgehurst!
• How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – They always decorate as much as possible! Seasonal festive garlands and wreathes, figurines in the windows and garden, the works.
• What are their goals for the relationship? – Encourage each other’s goals, discover new things together and always be a team, build a warm and happy family and home together.
• Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – Hop
• Who plays the most pranks? – Gloria (she’s teamed up with Neil and Caelia to prank other family members on more than one occasion.)