pkmnomegaverse:

I’ll do both and split it like last time. This one is Cyril/Laurel

General:

• Rate the Ship –   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
• How long will they last? – Forever and always
• How quickly did/will they fall in love? – There’s some mutual attraction going on from pretty much the beginning and overall, they do fall quickly. Cyril keeps quiet about it while Laurel doesn’t realize what his feelings mean.
• How was their first kiss? – Sexy makeout session Harrod made them engage in for his viewing enjoyment

Wedding:

• Who proposed? – Cyril
• Who is the best man/men? – Sylvestre for best man.  Poppy and Bertie are groomsman 
• Who is the bride’s maid(s)? – Sage, Lavender, and Marcel (probably)
• Who did the most planning? – It was pretty mutual
• Who stressed the most? – Cyril
• How fancy was the ceremony? – Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | [4] | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
• Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – Darcel (more for Cyril’s sake, as Laurel didn’t mind either way).  As is the usual with him, he shows up anyway

Sex:

• Who is on top? – They flip depending on the mood.  I lean towards Laurel being on top slightly more often since he’s horny more, so just rides Cyril when the moods hits (and then goes make to cuddling right afterwards)
• Who is the one to instigate things? – Laurel will more often
• How healthy is their sex life? – Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
• How kinky are they? – Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
• How long do they normally last? – They both tend to cum pretty quick but make up for it with a quick refractory time (Cyril’s is near nonexistent)
• Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – Just want to satisfy each other 
• How rough are they in bed? – Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | [3] | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
• How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? – No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

• How many children will they have naturally? – 3 (who are triplets). Becca and I haven’t discussed if they have more, but Cyril has super fertilty powers, so I can see another accident baby down the line being very likely
• How many children will they adopt? – 0
• Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Cyril, although they both help pretty equally.  There are three of them at once, after all
• Who is the stricter parent? – They’re both pretty lenient, but probably Cyril by a bit.  He’s more structured than Laurel.
• Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Cyril
• Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Cyril
• Who is the more loved parent? – They’re both loved equally
• Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? – They’d go together
• Who cried the most at graduation? – Cyril
• Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Would team up, but Laurel’s entire half of the family would for sure pitch in (especially Cress). Maybe Cyril’s too

Cooking:

• Who does the most cooking? – Cyril by a bit, but they both cook and often cook together
• Who is the most picky in their food choice? – Laurel, but not overly so
• Who does the grocery shopping? – Will go together 
• How often do they bake desserts? – Fairly often. Cyril especially likes to bake
• Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – Both don’t have a strong preference.  They lean towards being salad eaters, if anything
• Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Cyril
• Who is more likely to suggest going out? – Laurel
• Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? – Neither, both are good cooks

Chores:

• Who cleans the room? – They both help
• Who is really against chores? – Neither are particularly against chores, although both would rather be doing other things.  Laurel is slightly lazier about them.
• Who cleans up after the pets? – They both will, although typically they’ll just clean up after their own Pokemon 
• Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Laurel
• Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Cyril
• Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – Cyril

Misc:

• Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Laurel. All that long hair takes time to maintain
• Who takes the dog out for a walk? – They walk with their Pokemon either together or take their own on a walk
• How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – Always, especially while the kids are around
• What are their goals for the relationship? – To love, cherish, and always remain by each other’s sides, no matter what hardships may come
• Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – If one is snoozing till noon, the other is staying in bed beside them.  Perhaps Laurel is slightly more likely
• Who plays the most pranks? – Laurel, but in a good fun sort of way.  Just wants to make Cyril smile