Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

And here’s part two – ComaShipping! These are still open so feel free to send more for parent or fankid ships!

General:

• Rate the Ship –  
  Awful
   | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got
  Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
• How long will they last? – Endgame!!
• How quickly did/will they fall in love? – After they parted ways in Sinnoh, Ash & Paul crossed paths a few times in the following years that led to a somewhat slowburn friendship growing. They only end up developing romantic feelings around 10ish years later when Ash stays in Sinnoh for a while and they end up interacting a lot more, but from there things move on the quicker side.
  
• How was their first kiss? – Somewhat hesitant and awkward, initiated by Ash after their first formal date. Paul kissed him back more firmly and then declared the kiss “adequate” which set Ash off laughing. Overall very sweet.
  

Wedding:

• Who proposed? – Paul (with help from Emery)
  
• Who are {Paul’s} groom’s party? – Dawn, Lucas, Barry, Reggie, Hilda (haven’t talked about it yet on here but Paul/Hilda traveled together for 2 years in between the two BW games and end up very good friends. Conway in particular was Not Impressed (in a non-serious way) that Paul passed over any of his E4 coworkers in favor of Hilda lol)
  
• Who are {Ash’s} groom’s party? – Misty, Brock, Gary, Goh, Serena (he had a list of 10+ people he wanted to be in his crew but eventually narrowed it down, that is to say I’m not implying these five are his closest friends since that’s doing May, Iris, Cilan, Clemont, etc etc dirty this is just how things worked out)
• (Bonus: Owen (Reggie’s oldest son) was ringbearer, Emery & Jay (Paul’s daughter & Ash’s son), were the flower children)
  
• Who did the most planning? – Serena, who respected her friends’ wish for a smaller ceremony but also is much better at event planning than either of them and also enjoyed it more than either of them would have
  
• Who stressed the most? – Paul
• How fancy was the ceremony? –
  Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
• Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – Giovanni lol. Didn’t crash or anything but did send some money/maybe some kind of family heirloom as a wedding present (he’s Ash’s dad in this verse).
  

Sex:

• Who is on top? – They take turns, but Ash tops a bit more often
  
• Who is the one to instigate things? – Depends on the mood, both instigate a fairly even amount
  
• How healthy is their sex life? –
  Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple  weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
• How kinky are they? –
  Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
• How long do they normally last? – Longer than average for both of them. They don’t have sex super frequently but when they do it’s never a quick affair.
  
• Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – They’re more concerned with both being satisfied – however long that takes.
• How rough are they in bed? –
  Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4
  | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their
  dirty talk is so  vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the
  wall’s so weak it could  collapse the next time they do it.
• How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? –
  No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the  couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more  often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

• How many children will they have naturally? – 1, a son named Morgan
  
• How many children will they adopt? – 2, sort of, in the stepchildren sense. Ash becomes the stepfather of Emery, Paul’s daughter from a one night stand who he was previously the single parent of, and Paul becomes the stepfather of Jay, Ash’s son from his past relationship with Goh. (Goh has primary custody of Jay, but Jay will stay with Ash & Paul over school holidays fairly often.)
  
• Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Originally Paul, but when he goes back to work, Ash takes over since he’s working from home rather than commuting like his husband.
  
• Who is the stricter parent? – Paul
  
• Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Paul
• Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Paul
• Who is the more loved parent? – They’re definitely equally loved (though since Ash is sometimes easier to butter up into spoiling them/letting them off the hook… there may be claims that’s the “favorite” sometimes.)
  
• Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? – They try to attend together!
  
• Who cried the most at graduation? – Ash (Paul also teared up but refuses to admit it.)
  
• Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Ash
  

Cooking:

• Who does the most cooking? – Paul
• Who is the most picky in their food choice? – Paul
• Who does the grocery shopping? – Paul (Ash will sometimes go with a list Paul made but he always ends up buying random snacks and desserts not on the list just since he thought they looked interesting/good.)
  
• How often do they bake desserts? – Paul enjoys baking desserts on weekends, usually every other week or so. He’ll post a poll in the family group chat (yes they have one) on what he should make the week before he plans on baking.
  
• Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – When Paul cooks (which is usually) they’re a fairly healthy more salad-eater family. When it’s just Ash and the kids for dinner, expect junk food, pizza take out, etc.
  
• Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Ash, with reservations at a fancy restaurant.
  
• Who is more likely to suggest going out? – Ash
• Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? – Ash

Chores:

• Who cleans the room? – They have the cleaning duties split up in between them by room (Paul handles the kitchen, living room, etc. Ash handles the bathroom, their bedroom, etc)
  
• Who is really against chores? – Ash, but he’s not really against them he’ll just put them off sometimes.
  
• Who cleans up after the pokémon? – Both, though Ash especially likes taking care of/spoiling Paul’s pokémon along with his own.
  
• Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Ash
• Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Neither, but also anytime guests are over it’s always very casual so not much to stress over.
  
• Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – Paul
  

Misc:

• Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Ash
• Who takes the pokémon out for a walk? – Ash
• How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – They’ll decorate for the bigger holidays, especially since Ash is a big fan of things being festive.
• What are their goals for the relationship? – Support each other in all aspects of their lives. Be open and communicate with each other, and work together/be a team when it comes to parenting, as pokémon trainers, and everything else. Provide a loving and supportive home and upbringing to their children.
  
• Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – Ash
• Who plays the most pranks? – Ash