pkmnomegaverse:

General:

• Rate the Ship –  
  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
• How long will they last? – Endgame
• How quickly did/will they fall in love? – I don’t know if fall in love is the right word for it, but they’re certainly very intrigued by each other from their first meeting. The infatuation develops quickly
• How was their first kiss? – Had a bite to it.  Very likely lead to a quick hookup

Wedding:

• Who proposed? – They mutually agreed to get married after one offhandedly mentioned how it might be fun.  But Darcel later proposed somewhere very public around Hymnia’s friends and families so they could see their reactions
• Who is the best man/men? – Darcel has no friends who’d even want to be in his wedding.  So Hymnia’s male friends and family members are likely to fill this role.  Bertie for best man and Lotte as his #2?  She’s his only family member who would agree to be in his wedding
• Who is the bride’s maid(s)? – Penelope.  Nika as well if they go with two for each side. 
• Who did the most planning? – It was mutual.  Both go all out on making everything as extravagant as possible
• Who stressed the most? – Maybe Hymnia’s parents, but likely just Shauntal.  Since they’re paying for this.  Grimsley is a pro-disaster manager and does event planning, so a big crazy wedding is up his alley.
• How fancy was the ceremony? –
  Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
• Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – Everyone is invited, even people they don’t like or who don’t like them.  If drama happens at the wedding, even better

Sex:

• Who is on top? – It’s a tossup.  It’s part of their “game” with each other, so will often fight for who’s on top
• Who is the one to instigate things? – Both will
• How healthy is their sex life? –
  Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
• How kinky are they? –
  Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
• How long do they normally last? – Quite a while.  While Hymnia can outlast Darcel, both have a lot of stamina and recover quickly for round whatever
• Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – It’s a competition.  Whoever gets the other off more wins
• How rough are they in bed? –
  Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
• How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? –
  No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | [7] | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

• How many children will they have naturally? – 1, a son named Eleuther
• How many children will they adopt? – 0
• Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Darcel, since he’s sort of a stay-at-home dad
• Who is the stricter parent? – Hymnia maybe just slightly.  Both are too lenient and have warped ideas about what is okay, but she’s the one who lives what appears to be a crime free life while Darcel doesn’t bother as much.  So she’d push more for their son to have more ground rules.  Have a chance to turn out okay
• Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – The important thing is not to avoid dangerous stunts, but to not get caught and make sure he himself isn’t the one in danger
• Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Darcel
• Who is the more loved parent? – Their son isn’t as warped as his parents, so he does genuinely love them both.  While younger, he maybe has a slight preference for Darcel, just since he’s around more
• Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? – Darcel, much to the PTA member’s despair
• Who cried the most at graduation? – Neither
• Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – If he’s going to break the law, he needs to be able to bail himself out/not get caught, but they both will, if it comes to that

Cooking:

• Who does the most cooking? – They have a personal cheif
• Who is the most picky in their food choice? – Neither are that picky.  Hymnia maybe slightly but more in the sense that she wants good food that both delicious and aesthetically pleasing
• Who does the grocery shopping? – They order online and have someone else deliver the groceries
• How often do they bake desserts? – They’ll buy desserts if they want them, but it’s not that common
• Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – Neither have a preference, the food just needs to be good
• Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Darcel, although there’s going to be much more than dinner involved.  If it’s a really special occasion, might even have a little puzzle/crime for Hymnia to solve
• Who is more likely to suggest going out? – Both will
• Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? – Darcel since he’ll occasionally experiment in the kitchen, even if he doesn’t know what he’s doing

Chores:

• Who cleans the room? – They hire people to clean
• Who is really against chores? – Darcel
• Who cleans up after the pets? – Darcel dislikes Pokemon, so they’re either hiring people to clean up after them as well or Hymnia can take care of her own Pokemon
• Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Darcel
• Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Neither stress when people come over
• Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – Hymnia.  She deduced it was there

Misc:

• Who takes the longer showers/baths? – They take about equal amounts of time.  Maybe Darcel a bit longer than Hymnia
• Who takes the dog out for a walk? – Not Darcel.  It’s Hymnia or bust
• How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – It’s hit or miss, but they don’t decorate more often than they will.  They only decorate if people are going to be coming over a lot or just have the whim to try it out that year
• What are their goals for the relationship? – Have an exciting, thrill-filled time with one of the only people both have met who really “get” how they feel.
• Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – Darcel
• Who plays the most pranks? – Both do, but Darcel more