Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

Thanks for the ask!

General:

• Rate the Ship –  
  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
• How long will they last? – They have their ups and downs, but are ultimately ride or die!
• How quickly did/will they fall in love? – It was a slowburn romance, though they were best-friends-with-benefits for a long while beforehand. Or, depending on how you look at it, they were in love all along but just took ages to realize it.
• How was their first kiss? – Quick and dirty passionate spur-of-the-moment kiss as teenagers.

Wedding:

• Who proposed? – Flint. It’s an infamous proposal among the Sinnoh League considering the whole pyrotechnics incident.
• Who are {Volkner’s} groom’s party? – Elesa, Bebe, Thorton, Dawn
• Who are {Flint’s} groom’s party? – Buck, Lucian, Aaron, Skyla
• Who did the most planning? – They split the load pretty evenly, even if it did result in some wildly differing decoration aesthetics
• Who stressed the most? – Ronan lol
• How fancy was the ceremony? –
  Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
• Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – Nobody in particular

Sex:

• Who is on top? – They fight for it switch it up regularly, often in the middle of things
• Who is the one to instigate things? – Both will, but Flint a little more often
• How healthy is their sex life? –
  Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
• How kinky are they? –
  Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
• How long do they normally last? – Definitely depends on the situation, since sometimes they’re just getting frisky on the couch and it’s quick, but if it’s in bed at night they can go for a while.
• Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – It can turn into a competition of who can make who orgasm more, honestly.
• How rough are they in bed? –
  Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
• How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? –
  No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

• How many children will they have naturally? – 1, a son named Ronan
• How many children will they adopt? – 0
• Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Volkner
• Who is the stricter parent? – Volkner, but by a slim margin. He and Flint are both pretty low-key when it comes to discipline.
• Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Flint, thanks to practice helping Buck out of trouble, but he and Volkner are just as likely to give Ronan advice on how to do dangerous stunts “more safely”.
• Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Ronan.
• Who is the more loved parent? – Volkner. Flint’s outgoing personality and Ronan’s more withdrawn one end up clashing a lot when he’s older. (He still loves both dads though.)
• Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? – Volkner
• Who cried the most at graduation? – Flint
• Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Flint

Cooking:

• Who does the most cooking? – Ronan. Out of his parents, Volkner (though he’s not a very good cook.)
• Who is the most picky in their food choice? – Volkner
• Who does the grocery shopping? – … Ronan. Otherwise, whoever’s free to go.
• How often do they bake desserts? – They prefer to buy them. Even Ronan doesn’t cook them much.
• Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – Volkner’s more of a salad eater, Flint’s more of a meat lover.
• Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Volkner (at a restaurant of course)
• Who is more likely to suggest going out? – Flint
• Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? – FLINT (and he has started kitchen fires before)

Chores:

• Who cleans the room? – Volkner
• Who is really against chores? – Flint
• Who cleans up after the pokémon? – They each take care of their own pokémon, but Volkner is the one who vacuums the couch when Flint’s Lopunny sheds all over it.
• Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Flint
• Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Volkner
• Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – Flint

Misc:

• Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Volkner
• Who takes the pokémon out for a walk? – Flint
• How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – They’ll decorate for major holidays, but their decorations are usually a bit… eclectic.
• What are their goals for the relationship? – Have fun and support each other, be each other’s best friend as well as husband. Drive each other to reach new heights as trainers.
• Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – Volkner
• Who plays the most pranks? – They have a bit of a prank war ongoing.