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Day 11: Ronan (Flint/Volkner’s son)! Growing up with two of the more scatterbrained and laid back members of the Sinnoh League as parents, Ronan had to learn to fend for himself quick if he wanted to have the apartment up to his preference for tidiness … Continue reading

maybe ignitionshipping for the ship meme?

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Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

Thanks for the ask!

General:

  • Rate the Ship –  
    Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  • How long will they last? – They have their ups and downs, but are ultimately ride or die!
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? – It was a slowburn romance, though they were best-friends-with-benefits for a long while beforehand. Or, depending on how you look at it, they were in love all along but just took ages to realize it.
  • How was their first kiss? – Quick and dirty passionate spur-of-the-moment kiss as teenagers.

Wedding:

  • Who proposed? – Flint. It’s an infamous proposal among the Sinnoh League considering the whole pyrotechnics incident.
  • Who are {Volkner’s} groom’s party? – Elesa, Bebe, Thorton, Dawn
  • Who are {Flint’s} groom’s party? – Buck, Lucian, Aaron, Skyla
  • Who did the most planning? – They split the load pretty evenly, even if it did result in some wildly differing decoration aesthetics
  • Who stressed the most? – Ronan lol
  • How fancy was the ceremony? –
    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – Nobody in particular

Sex:

  • Who is on top? – They fight for it switch it up regularly, often in the middle of things
  • Who is the one to instigate things? – Both will, but Flint a little more often
  • How healthy is their sex life? –
    Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? –
    Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last? – Definitely depends on the situation, since sometimes they’re just getting frisky on the couch and it’s quick, but if it’s in bed at night they can go for a while.
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – It can turn into a competition of who can make who orgasm more, honestly.
  • How rough are they in bed? –
    Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? –
    No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally? – 1, a son named Ronan
  • How many children will they adopt? – 0
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Volkner
  • Who is the stricter parent? – Volkner, but by a slim margin. He and Flint are both pretty low-key when it comes to discipline.
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Flint, thanks to practice helping Buck out of trouble, but he and Volkner are just as likely to give Ronan advice on how to do dangerous stunts “more safely”.
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Ronan.
  • Who is the more loved parent? – Volkner. Flint’s outgoing personality and Ronan’s more withdrawn one end up clashing a lot when he’s older. (He still loves both dads though.)
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? – Volkner
  • Who cried the most at graduation? – Flint
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Flint

Cooking:

  • Who does the most cooking? – Ronan. Out of his parents, Volkner (though he’s not a very good cook.)
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? – Volkner
  • Who does the grocery shopping? – … Ronan. Otherwise, whoever’s free to go.
  • How often do they bake desserts? – They prefer to buy them. Even Ronan doesn’t cook them much.
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – Volkner’s more of a salad eater, Flint’s more of a meat lover.
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Volkner (at a restaurant of course)
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? – Flint
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? – FLINT (and he has started kitchen fires before)

Chores:

  • Who cleans the room? – Volkner
  • Who is really against chores? – Flint
  • Who cleans up after the pokémon? – They each take care of their own pokémon, but Volkner is the one who vacuums the couch when Flint’s Lopunny sheds all over it.
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Flint
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Volkner
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – Flint

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Volkner
  • Who takes the pokémon out for a walk? – Flint
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – They’ll decorate for major holidays, but their decorations are usually a bit… eclectic.
  • What are their goals for the relationship? – Have fun and support each other, be each other’s best friend as well as husband. Drive each other to reach new heights as trainers.
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – Volkner
  • Who plays the most pranks? – They have a bit of a prank war ongoing.

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How they first met: They first met as children when they started middle school together. Volkner said that Flint’s hair looked stupid and then Flint punched him in the mouth. They both got sent to the principal’s office. It was the start of a beautiful friendship.
Where their first date was: They were one of those couples where the line between friends and boyfriends shifted so slowly it’s hard for them to figure out exactly when they started dating. Volkner considers their first actual date to be when they had their first kiss, while Flint will say they were ‘dating all along even if they didn’t know it’ because they are ‘soulmates bound by a red string.’ 
When they had their first kiss: They had their first kiss when they were both 17. After goofing off all evening getting tipsy and wandering around the city, they ended up on one of the cliffs overlooking the sea. The spot was popular for dates and Flint made a joke about the romantic atmosphere, two bros chillin’ in a date spot sitting so close their legs are touching ‘cause they might be gay. Volkner kissed him to shut him up. 
Who cooks: Neither are particularly good cooks. Volkner can cook the classic college/bachelor diet of soup from a can, ramen, and toast, among other similar things. Flint is not allowed near the kitchen. Considering both of them have high salaries, they mainly get takeout or dine out. Out of desperation, their son Ronan ends up learning to cook when he is fairly young, so he tends to make things in bulk just for variety. 
Who proposed: Flint proposed. It was at an annual gathering for all the Sinnoh Gym Leaders and Elite Four, so there was a very big audience. He tried to be dramatic about it and there were pyrotechnics involved. Except then one of the pyrotechnics caught a tablecloth on fire and the entire venue had to be evacuated. Volkner ended up saying ‘yes’ in the parking lot. They both consider it one of their most romantic memories.   
The dominate one: Both of them, but in different ways. Flint is more energetic and tends to be the most enthusiastic, but Volkner is more creative and can curb his husbands enthusiasm and channel it all towards productivity. Volkner especially likes to try new things and can get very inventive in the bedroom as well, though Flint is usually eager to go along.
Their favorite pastime together: They are both professional pokémon trainers first and foremost so anything involving battling is sure to be a hit. They also love just hanging out in Sunyshore and wandering around, grabbing a coffee and soaking in the vibes of their hometown while Volkner brags about all the new tech he’s implemented into the city to make it greener that Flint’s heard a thousand times but he still listens intently since it’s his husband’s passion and seeing Volkner smile and talk about what he loves is like basking in the sun.
Who kissed who first: Volkner kissed Flint.
Who is the flirt: Flint casually flirts just about all the time, but Volkner likes to carefully curate an especially devastating line to bring out at just the right moment to completely fluster Flint and get him to trip up. One time he walked into a lamppost after Volkner told him how good he looked that day. 
Who is the romantic: Flint is more of a cheesy romantic, while Volkner is more of a thoughtful romantic. But really, they’re both so hopelessly in love even after all these years anything they both qualify as romantics.
Who wakes up first: Flint isn’t really an early riser but since Volkner will sleep past noon every day if given the chance, really most anyone is an early riser compared to him.
Who comforts who the most: Flint is Volkner’s go-to whenever he needs to vent, or he just feels sad, or he’s annoyed that one of his projects isn’t working out and he needs to hold his husband, or….. well the list goes on. Volkner is a good listener though, even if he’s not as good at giving advice, so he’s always there for Flint just as Flint is there for him.
The cuddler: Perhaps surprisingly, both are equally cuddly. Though…. Volkner is more ‘clingy’ than cuddly.
The big spoon: They alternate.