Incorrect Quotes – Montfort Family Edition

“Would you fuck a clone of yourself?”

Aster: Yes

Oscar: No

Rosa: I don’t want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I’m not gay.

Nate: I’m not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.

Hilbert: I’m gay, but I still don’t want to fuck my clone. That’s gross and weird.
Grimsley: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.

Hilda: I’d fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed.

Harper: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Maddie: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’ be too embarrassed to ask somebody else to do.

Euphie: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Tipha: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

Diana: It’s not the same as masturbating. It’s like having sex with your twin; wrong and bad!

Oliver: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.
Orpheus: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking I am.

Calliope: You guys are nasty and frankly, I’m a little concerned.