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Peony?

10 Facts About Peony Hanada

  1. She has light blue hair, a mixture of her parents’ colors, and blue eyes like her father. Her hair is a medium length and she usually keeps it tied back in a ponytail, though when they were younger (before their falling out), Heather would always like to play with her big sister’s hair and put it in all sorts of braids and fancy styles. Peony never learned how to do much beyond a basic ponytail or braid so those are the styles she sticks to now.
  2. She’s very sporty, always needing to do some kind of physical activity each day so she doesn’t get restless. Her favorite is undoubtedly swimming, though unlike her water ballerina mother, Peony prefers swimming just to work out, usually doing laps or long-distance swimming if she’s in the ocean. Aside from swimming, she also enjoys running, typically putting on some music and just zoning out, often finding that she’s run a good deal further than she intended. Surge occasionally joins his daughter on her runs or to work out as well and it’s one of their typical father-daughter activities.
  3. Peony takes after her father more, so it’s no surprise she trains electric-types like him. Her starter was an Elekid given to her as an egg by Surge when she was around 11 years old, as a present for placing first in her school’s track and field meet.
  4. Being so similar to her father, Peony tends to be closer to him than her mother, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t get along with Violet. Violet taught Peony how to swim and also was her lifeguard instructor when Peony decided to get her certification. Aside from swimming, Peony also tends to feel more comfortable going to her mother for emotional support as for all of Surge’s strengths… knowing how to handle two teen girls’ emotional drama isn’t one of them.
  5. Being athletic, motivated, and a skilled trainer, Peony has always been her father’s star child. She never really realized how much this hurt and her younger sister growing up. Heather would always try to impress Peony (and by extension their father) but it never seemed to work, so over the years she grew bitter and withdrawn from her family, eventually abandoning them and falling in with a bad crowd. Peony feels horrible for not realizing what her sister was going through, as she always assumed that Heather was fine being in her own niche and wasn’t interested in all the sporty stuff she and their father were into (though Heather was also keeping these feelings to herself, not even telling Violet about how she felt left out, so her running away came as a surprise to her parents as well.)
  6. Because of what happened with Heather, Peony tries to be extra observant of others’ feelings now, not wanting to unintentionally neglect someone’s wishes or desire for attention again. As a Gym Leader, she takes her responsibilities very seriously and has a reputation for being both strict and fair.
  7. She’s an absolutely horrendous artist, being unable to properly draw even a stick figure. This always frustrated her growing up, especially since her cousin Camellia is a far better artist than her despite being 9 years younger. Peony has quite a bit of pride since she tends to be quite good at most things, so being outdone by someone far younger in anything is always a bit embarrassing for her.
  8. While she wants to find Heather and reconcile with her, a part of Peony also resents her sister for her actions. She knows that she is partially to blame for Heather’s ultimate alienation, but by leaving she also hurt their parents, who both also regret not realizing just how they had hurt her. Peony’s strong loyalty and protectiveness of her family cause her feelings to be at war – she both wants to find Heather so they can repair their sisterly bond, but she’s also mad at her for hurting their family by leaving.
  9. Being the eldest of the ‘Cerulean cousins’, Peony tends to see herself as the big sister to all her younger cousins, which is welcomed by some and… not as much by others. She takes her family very seriously and is a bit of a bossy ‘big sis’, often trying to help her cousins out whether they want it or not.
  10. Like Violet, she’s conscious about her appearance and usually tries to dress in a way that’s both practical and shows off her body, typically by wearing form-fitting athletic clothes that highlight her lean frame and long legs. She doesn’t necessarily do it in a flirty manner, but rather she wants to show off how athletic she is since she’s proud of her fitness.  

Hymnia?

10 Facts About Hymnia Montfort

  1. She was conceived during an extremely low period in Grimsley’s life where he had gotten involved with illegal gambling rings and criminals and was just barely toeing the line between his E4 job and his more dangerous hobbies, often falling into debt and in general in both a bad place mentally and in situation. During a particularly intense poker game with a criminal organization, Grimsley, with nothing left to bet, wagered his firstborn child. He lost. Hymnia was conceived to fulfill that bet (Grimsley was already kind of hooking up with Shauntal on the side so he had a mother in mind for his wagered baby, not to mention mages tend to be more valuable on the black market so he was hoping to pay off more of his debt than originally planned by giving the criminals a more valuable baby.) However, during the pregnancy, he realized that he’d made a horrible decision and sought help from his family. In the end, Champion Iris became involved and while the situation was sorted out and the offending parties apprehended, following Hymnia’s birth, Grimsley quietly retired from his E4 position and took a much needed vacation in Alola, leaving his daughter with his sister Diana.
  2. Hymnia’s parents were married when she was about three years old, and her younger brothers were born about a year later. She is generally nonchalant about her unconventional origins and gets annoyed when people question her family life based on gossip.
  3. She takes very strongly after her grandmother, Calliope, who was one of the first members of Unova’s Elite Four back when the region had first joined the Pokémon League. Her hair has a straighter texture like Shauntal’s however (aside from her ‘spikes’ that are on the side of her head).
  4. Her starter, like all members of the Montfort family, was a Deino given to her when she was very young by her father. She named her Deino Astor, which then later causes a bit of confusion when her first cousin once-removed is born a few years later and is named Aster. Hymnia doesn’t see the issue though, since the two names are spelled differently.
  5. Hymnia is very logical and extremely intelligent, skilled at problem solving and observations. However, she’s also not very good at socializing, being especially bad at holding a coherent conversation as she tends to just jump to the topics she finds most important rather than wait for the other person to try and catch up to her train of thought. Talking to her is often like listening to someone brainstorm out loud rather than having a conversation.
  6. Grimsley taught Hymnia some basic card games when she was young and now cards are one of her favorite hobbies. As a sort of … private detective/information specialist/PI type of person, she finds card games and gambling are a wonderful way to loosen tongues and make quick friends (or enemies, but that’s the thrill of games of chance after all). One of her preferred ways of gathering information from stubborn targets is by making a bet. She often wins since she’s observant enough to purposefully set the terms in her favor, even if the other person doesn’t realize this.
  7. Hymnia can be a bit of an adrenaline junkie, often taking the high-risk high-reward route rather than the safer but less promising one. She generally assumes that she’ll be able to think her way out of any trouble she gets into, but her overconfidence has landed her in sticky situations more than once. Luckily, she has her sidekick Penelope to help her out whenever things go south.
  8. Being the descendant of a more mischief-inclined sort of fae on her mother’s side, Hymnia’s magic has a strong focus on illusions and trickery, something she finds very useful in her work as it comes in handy for disguises, gathering information, and being stealthy when the need arises.
  9. She specializes in dark-type pokémon like her father. She considers dark-types to be the most ‘useful’ kind of pokémon, being both clever and sneaky (much like herself). Aside from Astor, I know she has an Absol, though the rest of her team is still under construction.
  10. One of her main rivals is Cicely, Cress’ daughter (raised by her other father) who is deeply involved with the Castelia mob. Having a teasing personality, Cicely often likes to provoke Hymnia then cover her tracks, usually infuriating the younger woman. At the same time, Hymnia loves the the thrill of the chase and finds her ‘games of cat and mouse’ with Cicely to be some of her most enjoyable cases. Penelope is just tired of all the shenanigans her friend and sort-of-boss gets up to and wishes they could go back to straightforward and more importantly safe jobs from now on, pretty please?

Tell me more about magical girl Luna >:3c

@sydchan asked me about Luna as well so this will cover both asks!

10 Facts About Luna Hiwada

  1. Her favorite color is orange and she will try to incorporate it into all of her outfits. She prefers more muted shades of orange, though she isn’t opposed to bright orange in moderation.
  2. Her favorite season is fall, mostly because of the food. Sweet potatoes are her favorite so getting to eat them freshly cooked during a cold fall day is a special treat.
  3. Due to being the descendant of a kodama (a tree spirit) her magical powers are mostly plant-based. Her ancestor was a spirit who inhabited the Ilex Forest, so she often goes there to find plants and herbs for her medicine and spells.
  4. She adores traditional fashion, which is how she first met Nerissa. Luna was attending one of Valerie’s fashion shows in Goldenrod when she happened to meet the designer’s daughter and the two hit it off right away, becoming penpals and later long-distance girlfriends.
  5.  Luna chose to move to Celadon to be with Nerissa rather than the other way around, mainly because she wanted to spread her herbal medicine to a wider audience than the fairly small Azalea that she grew up in. When she first arrives she’s very much the ‘confused country girl in the big city.’
  6. Due to an increase in hostile supernatural beings as a result of an as-yet-unnamed evil team (not Team Mythic) the patron deity of Celadon, Kiriniji, recruits Nerissa and Luna as her champions. This is just a fancy way of saying they’re magical girls.
  7. The powers given to her by Kiriniji mostly enhance Luna’s latent magic, giving her increased control over plants and living energy, along with a sweet transformation sequence and a cute foliage-based dress.
  8. Though her magic is plant-oriented, Luna is a bug-type specialist like her fathers, training butterfly and moth pokémon specifically. This is also incorporated into her magical girl outfit as well in the form of a large ribbon that resembles luna moth wings (Luna’s namesake in fact) and hair accessories that resemble antenna.
  9. Luna is closer with Bugsy than she is with Aaron, but that’s mainly due to her interest in the lore and traditions surrounding her home. Bugsy is able to pass on what he learned about the forest from his parents, while it’s a bit harder for Aaron to connect with his daughter on that level due to being a foreigner. All the same, they bond over different things, especially pokémon battling and training bug-types as Luna actually loves being a competitive trainer, something Bugsy was never as excited about despite being a Gym Leader. So essentially, she bonds with one of her dads over a shared love of studying nature and the other over a shared love of pokémon battles.
  10. While she’s living in Kanto right now and fighting evil, Luna’s ultimate dream is to take over the Azalea Gym from her father and show the world just how strong and lovely her moth and butterfly pokémon are. 

MindfulShipping?

How they first met: Mira had decided to travel to Hoenn for her pokémon journey after travelling through Sinnoh initially. She lost her first Gym Battle against Tate and Liza and, feeling a little sorry for herself, decided to explore a bit and train for her rematch. Being Mira, she ended up getting lost almost immediately once she strayed from the path. She asked her Alakazam to send out a psychic distress beacon which Tate picked up on, heading out to rescue her. While Mira was embarrassed at first about being rescued by the Gym Leader she had just lost against, her embarrassment quickly became admiration and quite a bit of a crush at Tate’s bravery in rescuing her and how kind he was about helping her out, even offering some tips to help her for her rematch. 
Where their first date was: Remembering the sweet and clever Gym Leader who had helped her out when she got lost, after beating the Hoenn League Mira headed back to Mossdeep and begged the twins to take her on as an apprentice. She was a skilled trainer, so they let her have a job as a Gym Trainer, despite her obvious crush. Well, obvious to Liza, Tate was oblivious. Eventually, after about three years of working at the Mossdeep Gym, Liza got tired of Mira making heart-eyes at her oblivious brother, so she clued Tate in to the situation. He felt so bad for not noticing his friend’s crush he asked her out the very next day (both to apologize for being dense and to figure out his own feelings for her). They visited a local botanical gardens and had a great time, deciding at the end to date officially.
When they had their first kiss: They actually kiss on their first date. While wandering in one of the greenhouses at the gardens they were visiting, Mira decided to directly ask Tate if he had feelings for her or not, since he had rushed into asking her out. When Tate admits that over the course of their date he has found himself more and more attracted to her, Mira squeals and then drags him behind a tree and goes in for a kiss. Tate is a surprised at her forwardness, but reciprocates (and is surprised when Mira admits that was her first kiss since she was so enthusiastic.)
Who cooks: Mira is not a very good cook, so Tate usually ends up cooking for their family. Liza and her family are often over as well and she and Tate love to cook together.
Who proposed: Tate. Despite Mira being the more enthusiastic of the couple, she’s also not very good at moving the relationship forward, so after a few years of dating, Tate decides to propose.
The dominant one: Mira, but only since she’s so enthusiastic and eager. Tate is certainly not passive, but Mira is more likely to initiate anything.
Their favorite pastime together: Despite her horrible sense of direction, Mira loves hiking and exploring nature, so she and Tate often like to use their free time to go on hikes, with Tate navigating. Otherwise, they went on a lot of museum (and similar locations) dates before getting married, and continue to enjoy doing so while married, often bringing the twins along for a weekend outing.
Who kissed who first: Mira kissed Tate.
Who is the flirt: Mira is quite the aggressive flirt, though Tate has his moments once they’ve been together for a while. 
Who is the romantic: While Mira is the more eager of the two, Tate tends to be more thoughtful and is often the one to plan dates and the like. He likes routines, so he and Mira have regular ‘date nights’, ‘couple’s nights’ and ‘movie nights’ that he enjoys planning.
Who wakes up first: Tate.
Who comforts who the most: Mira can be prone to getting worked up over a small inconvenience or irritation and need to be calmed down with help from her husband, while Tate tends to be a worrier and often needs his wife to remind him to take a deep breath and stop overthinking things too much. So really, it’s a tossup. 
The cuddler: Mira.
The big spoon: Tate.

CertitudeShipping?

[This content is out of date and no longer canon]

How they first met: They first met when Casey helped Corey’s Charizard (and Corey himself) regain his confidence. Casey initially only had eyes for Corey, since he was her idol, while Benny slowly grew to have a crush on Casey, admiring her dedication and passion, while Corey himself was oblivious to both Casey’s feelings for him and his brother’s feelings for Casey.
Where their first date was: After yet another season gone by without Corey returning her feelings, Casey was in a bit of a funk as the reality sunk in that her idol just wasn’t interested, so Benny offered to take her out to barbecue to cheer her up. While he certainly didn’t intend it to be a date, it was during this meal that Casey realized how much Benny had done for her over the years at that he just might like her. When she asked him if he had feelings he got super embarrassed and that confirmed it for her. After that meal, Casey began to reconsider her own feelings for Benny, so while it wasn’t really a date, it was the turning point for their relationship and Casey ended up asking Benny out formally not long after.
When they had their first kiss: They had their first kiss at the end of their fifth date, when Casey kissed Benny goodbye.
Who cooks: Benny, since Casey isn’t very good at complicated dishes (she’s great at making junk food though!).
Who proposed: Benny.
The dominant one: Casey.
Their favorite pastime together: As Casey becomes the manager for the Olivine Electabuzz baseball team, going to games is a regular pastime for the family. Otherwise, they like to head out the park and picnic, play games, etc. Casey likes sporty activities and Benny prefers more lowkey pastimes so both of these are a nice compromise.
Who kissed who first: Casey kissed Benny.
Who is the flirt: Neither are super flirty, but Benny has a bit of a mischievous side and likes to tease his wife by flustering her with flirtations. 
Who is the romantic: Casey is fond of big and flashy romantic gestures (banners, giant bouquets, even skywriting once), while Benny is definitely more of a ‘traditional’ romantic.
Who wakes up first: Casey has to get up early for work usually, and Benny always wakes up at the same time as her.
Who comforts who the most: Casey is more emotional, so Benny tends to comfort her more, especially after (yet another) loss of the Electabuzz.
The cuddler: Casey.
The big spoon: They alternate, but actually aren’t a couple that spoons frequently. 

Rank order how legit (as in how likely they would be to happen in your canon) all boss/subordinate ships (for evil teams)

That’s a lot of ships Syd! But I’ll do it for you~

Giovanni/Archer (SubordinateShipping – These two probably had the best relationship out of all the boss/subordinate ships. They were just fwb even if Archer had romantic feelings, but they respected each other and remain on good terms.)

Giovanni/Ariana (SilverSpawnShipping – The only reason this is so high up is because they were married. It was not a healthy relationship though and it was a very bitter and spiteful marriage overall.)

Lysandre/Bryony (RiskShipping – They were not romantically involved and only hooked up a few times, but Lysandre never treated Bryony poorly and had he not died, he would have supported her and their son.)

Archie/Shelly (ShiverMeTimbersShipping – They probably could have dated under different circumstances, being close childhood friends.)

Guzma/Plumeria (SkullShipping – Same with Archie and Shelly, the could have easily dated under different circumstances.)

Archie/Matt (SailorShipping – Less likely than Archie/Shelly, but perhaps could have happened.)
   
Cyrus/Jupiter (TBHShipping – They do hook up but it’s just Cyrus indulging Jupiter hence why it’s not higher on the list.) 

Cyrus/Saturn (GingaShipping – Perhaps if Saturn had been bolder, he too could have taken the same opportunity Jupiter did.)

Maxie/Courtney (AuthorityShipping – Courtney had some feelings for her boss, but never confessed them, nor did she ever expect Maxie to return them.)
   
Lysandre/Aliana (TriumphShipping – If Aliana had wanted to, they could have hooked up probably, but there weren’t any romantic feelings.)

Lysandre/Celosia (SuccessShipping – Same deal as with Aliana.)

Giovanni/Petrel (MusicalTheaterShipping – Same deal as with the above two.)

Giovanni/Mable (RedMapleShipping – Lysandre wasn’t really Mable’s type hence why she’s lower down on the list.)

Cyrus/Mars (BetelgeuseShipping – Mars only had a celebrity crush on Cyrus and never seriously considered her feelings to be real. She admires him, but that’s about it.)

Giovanni/Proton (DarkDesireShipping – Proton may have found his boss attractive, but he knew his brother Archer was the boss’ favorite so he wouldn’t interfere. He also would have been a teenager any time a relationship between him and Giovanni could have happened and Giovanni isn’t about that.)

Maxie/Tabitha (LeadershipShipping – I don’t headcanon Tabitha to have any romantic feelings for Maxie so…)

Lusamine/Wicke (HeavenlyShipping – Lusamine is too focused on finding her husband to bother with outside relationship.)

Lusamine/Faba (No Ship Name – Same as above.)

Lysandre/Xerosic (DoomsdayShipping – No attraction here, Xerosic has no interest in relationships while he’s focusing on getting back home.)

Cyrus/Charon (GlobalShipping – No attraction here either.)

Ghetsis/Literally Anyone (I headcanon him as ace/aro so he’s the least likely of anyone to end up in a relationship.)

Silver, Ethan, Brendan, and Hilbert?

Silver
My NOTP for them
None.
My BROTP for them
Silver/Leaf.
My OTP for them
Silver/Lyra (SoulSilverShipping).
My second choice pairing for them
Silver/Ethan (HunterShipping)
My fluffy pairing for them
Though they get a bit of angst in my AU, Silver/Lyra are generally a cute, fluffy couple.
My angsty pairing for them
In the context of my AU, Silver/Ethan or Silver/Leaf (ReturnToStartShipping) would both probably end poorly.
My favorite poly ship for them
Ethan/Silver/Lyra (SamisenShipping).
My weirdest pairing for them
Silver/Leaf.

Ethan
My NOTP for them
None.
My BROTP for them
Ethan/Lyra.
My OTP for them
Ethan/Lance (JohtoChampionShipping)
My second choice pairing for them
Ethan/Whitney (ComfortShipping)
My fluffy pairing for them
Ethan/Whitney, this pairing is way too cute and fluffy…
My angsty pairing for them
Ethan/Silver (HunterShipping), my version of Ethan/Lance has some angst, but this ship would be angstier in the AU mainly since I can’t see Silver being ok with an open relationship like Whitney is so…. drama and angst all around.
My favorite poly ship for them
Whitney/Ethan/Lance, it’s canon in the fankid AU baby~
My weirdest pairing for them
Ethan/Whitney.

Brendan
My NOTP for them
None. But honorable mention to Hilda/Brendan (WhiteHatShipping) since it’s one I’ve seen in the fankid fandom enough and I just don’t really get it. But it’s not what I’d call a NOTP or anything.
My BROTP for them
Brendan/May.
My OTP for them
Brendan/Wally (LoveRivalShipping).
My second choice pairing for them
Brendan/Anabel (SafirShipping)
My fluffy pairing for them
Brendan/Wally
My angsty pairing for them
Unrequited Brendan/May (HoennShipping), mainly since it’s kind of canon in the fankid AU.
My favorite poly ship for them
Brendan/Wally/Anabel (I called it FlouriteShipping, but MirrorRivalShipping works just as well for a ‘portmanteau style’ ship name.)
My weirdest pairing for them

Brendan/Anabel.

Hilbert
My NOTP for them
None, aside from the usual ‘I hc them as related so find the ship weird’ ones of Hilda/Hilbert (ChessShipping), Hilbert/Nate (BlackSquaredShipping), Hilbert/Rosa (ElectricBlackShipping), and Hilbert/Grimsley (BelmontShipping – though that’s a great ship name not gonna lie). I never see any of those aside from ChessShipping though so….
My BROTP for them
Hilbert/Cheren or Hilbert/Bianca, also Hilbert/Nate (though they are cousins in my hc so idk if that counts). And of course, being actual siblings, Hilbert/Hilda twinsies and partners in crime.
My OTP for them
Hilbert/Reshiram (WhiteForestShipping)…. I know…… it’s Dawn all over again….. I do this to myself….
My second choice pairing for them
Hilbert/N (IsshuShipping)
My fluffy pairing for them
Hilbert/Bianca (RebelShipping)
My angsty pairing for them
Hilbert/N, but in the context of Hilbert being N’s rebound after protag!Hilda leaves…. awkward…..
My favorite poly ship for them
Hilbert/N/Hilda (MonochromeShipping, and yet again let me remind that I hc Hilbert and Hilda as twins so no funny business!)
My weirdest pairing for them

Hilbert/Albin hands down. I suppose it’s technically Hilbert/Hero of Truth since that’s who Albin is, but he also fuses with Reshiram so I just call it WhiteForestShipping since Hilbert/Hero of Truth has no ship name.

All the Evil Team leaders for the ship thing! (since I’ve always felt about half of them are difficult to ship)

You’re right, they are hard to ship, so apologies if this is a bit shorter than the other asks I’ve done. 

Giovanni
– My NOTP for them
Not the hugest fan of Gio/Cyrus (AbsoluteControlShipping) but that’s more to do with me not shipping Cyrus with anyone.  
– My BROTP for them
This one is weird but I like the idea of him and Nanu knowing each other/being friends?
– My OTP for them
Giovanni/Angelo aka my crack pairing of Gio and Lyra’s dad whoop. They’re childhood friends in the fankid AU and are each other’s one true love~
– My second choice pairing for them
No one.
– My fluffy pairing for them
Gio/Angelo.
– My angsty pairing for them
Giovanni/Ariana (SilverSpawnShipping) since they were an unhealthy relationship in mine. Otherwise, unrequited Archer/Giovanni (SubordinateShipping).
– My favorite poly ship for them
None.
– My weirdest pairing for them
Gio/Angelo, by virtue of it being an OC/canon pairing.

Maxie
– My NOTP for them
None.  
– My BROTP for them
Maxie/Courtney. 
– My OTP for them
Maxie/Archie (HardenShipping).  
– My second choice pairing for them
None. If it’s not Archie it’s not anyone.
– My fluffy pairing for them
Maxie/Archie.
– My angsty pairing for them
Maxie/Archie, it’s my only ship for him so it gets all the fluff and all the angst and everything.
– My favorite poly ship for them
None.
– My weirdest pairing for them
None. Maxie/Archie is mainstream.

Archie
– My NOTP for them
None.  
– My BROTP for them
Archie/Matt. BROS.
– My OTP for them
Archie/Maxie.  
– My second choice pairing for them
Archie/Shelly (ShiverMeTimbersShipping)
– My fluffy pairing for them
Archie/Shelly is probably fluffier than HardenShipping tbh.
– My angsty pairing for them
Archie/Maxie, especially if it’s a love/hate type thing.
– My favorite poly ship for them
Maybe something like Archie/Shelly/Matt (AquadanShipping)?
– My weirdest pairing for them

None, really. I only ship him with Maxie or Shelly and both I think are fairly mainstream for him.

Cyrus (I hc him as aromatic so ….. this will be brief).
– My NOTP for them
None. (Excluding obligatory ‘they’re related in my headcanon’ squick ships Cyrus/Johanna and Cyrus/Dawn (AkatsukiShipping).)
– My BROTP for them
I think under different circumstances he and Cynthia could have become good friends.
– My OTP for them
None. I don’t ship Cyrus with anyone.
– My second choice pairing for them
None.
– My fluffy pairing for them
Cyrus/Happiness.
– My angsty pairing for them
Cyrus/the Void. (But more seriously, unrequited Cyrus and any of his admins, especially Saturn.)
– My favorite poly ship for them
None.
– My weirdest pairing for them

None. (wow this was easy round)

Ghetsis (I also hc him as ace/aro so this will be brief yet again.)
– My NOTP for them  
Since he’s not interested in relationships in my hc….. kind of anyone?
– My BROTP for them
Does he even have friends. Maybe once upon a time he had a bro. Or some of the more fanatical sages.
– My OTP for them
None.
– My second choice pairing for them
None.
– My fluffy pairing for them
None.
– My angsty pairing for them
I guess any scenario where he’s forced to be in a relationship since he would hate that but don’t we want him to suffer.
– My favorite poly ship for them
None.
– My weirdest pairing for them
No ships for the nasty man.

Lysandre
– My NOTP for them
None, really.  
– My BROTP for them
I hc him as having been a father figure to Alain and Calem, so them I guess, but hopefully in a happier world where he didn’t try and kill everyone. 
– My OTP for them
Lysandre/Augustine (PerfectWorldShipping).
– My second choice pairing for them
Lysandre/Malva (BeautifulWorldShipping)
– My fluffy pairing for them
Lysandre/Augustine in a happy AU.
– My angsty pairing for them
Lysandre/Augustine and Lysandre/Malva in canon.
– My favorite poly ship for them
Augustine/Lysandre/Malva or something who knows.
– My weirdest pairing for them

He hooked up with Bryony (RiskShipping) in the fankid AU if that counts.

Guzma
– My NOTP for them
None.  
– My BROTP for them
Guzma/Kukui or Guzma/Plumeria.
– My OTP for them
Guzma/Molayne. (SteelSkullShipping)  
– My second choice pairing for them
Guzma/Plumeria. (SkullShipping)
– My fluffy pairing for them
Guzma/Molayne.
– My angsty pairing for them
Guzma/Lusamine. (SyntheticRuinationShipping).
– My favorite poly ship for them
Guzma/Kukui/Burnet. (OsteologyShipping.)
– My weirdest pairing for them
Guzma/Molayne.

Lusamine
– My NOTP for them
I’ve seen enough porn of her with her kids I feel like I should mention it here.  
– My BROTP for them
Lusamine/Alola Mom
– My OTP for them
Lusamine/Mohn.(MeanBeanShipping)
– My second choice pairing for them
Lusamine/Healthy Life Choices
– My fluffy pairing for them
Lusamine/Mohn pre-bad things happening.
– My angsty pairing for them
Lusamine/Mohn with amnesiac Mohn or Lusamine/Guzma.
– My favorite poly ship for them
None.
– My weirdest pairing for them
None. I only ship her with her canon husband.

Cause I’m hella bias and it’s like half-official in your verse anyway, Johtochampionshipping?

What are you talking about half-official it’s full official – Ethan and Lance are dating, at least by the ‘main era’ L&L takes place in.

  • who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter – werewolf Lance and hunter Ethan (mainly since Lance kind of has a ‘bestial’ side with his dragon form and stuff)
  • who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman – merman Lance and fisherman Ethan (both because Lance would be a hella hot merman and also isn’t Gold in Adventures a fisher?? or something) 
  • who’s the witch and who’s the familiar – witch Lance and familiar Ethan (Lance is very …. magical in L&L and has ghosty connections and stuff and Ethan as a snarky black cat familiar or something amuses me)
  • who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict – barista Ethan and coffee addict Lance (Ethan is one of those annoying people who is always all perky and doesn’t need caffeine while Lance probably requires it to function)
  • who’s the professor and who’s the TA – professor Lance and TA Ethan (didn’t @evilpenguinrika write a fanfic about this? lol)
  • who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss) – knight Ethan and prince Lance (this would be one of those excellent twists on fairy tale tropes where the prince is also the dragon)
  • who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent – teacher Ethan and single dad Lance (a wholesome AU that in theory would be all happy but also I’d probably still find a way to kill off Noelle since I’m Like That)
  • who’s the writer and who’s the editor – writer Ethan and editor Lance (let’s be real. with these two it would be ‘fanfic author Ethan and fed up beta Lance’)