I’ll do both and split it like last time. This one is Cyril/Laurel
General:
Rate the Ship – Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? – Forever and always
How quickly did/will they fall in love? – There’s some mutual attraction going on from pretty much the beginning and overall, they do fall quickly. Cyril keeps quiet about it while Laurel doesn’t realize what his feelings mean.
How was their first kiss? – Sexy makeout session Harrod made them engage in for his viewing enjoyment
Wedding:
Who proposed? – Cyril
Who is the best man/men? – Sylvestre for best man. Poppy and Bertie are groomsman
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? – Sage, Lavender, and Marcel (probably)
Who did the most planning? – It was pretty mutual
Who stressed the most? – Cyril
How fancy was the ceremony? – Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | [4] | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – Darcel (more for Cyril’s sake, as Laurel didn’t mind either way). As is the usual with him, he shows up anyway
Sex:
Who is on top? – They flip depending on the mood. I lean towards Laurel being on top slightly more often since he’s horny more, so just rides Cyril when the moods hits (and then goes make to cuddling right afterwards)
Who is the one to instigate things? – Laurel will more often
How healthy is their sex life? – Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? – Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? – They both tend to cum pretty quick but make up for it with a quick refractory time (Cyril’s is near nonexistent)
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – Just want to satisfy each other
How rough are they in bed? – Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | [3] | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? – No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? – 3 (who are triplets). Becca and I haven’t discussed if they have more, but Cyril has super fertilty powers, so I can see another accident baby down the line being very likely
How many children will they adopt? – 0
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Cyril, although they both help pretty equally. There are three of them at once, after all
Who is the stricter parent? – They’re both pretty lenient, but probably Cyril by a bit. He’s more structured than Laurel.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Cyril
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Cyril
Who is the more loved parent? – They’re both loved equally
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? – They’d go together
Who cried the most at graduation? – Cyril
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Would team up, but Laurel’s entire half of the family would for sure pitch in (especially Cress). Maybe Cyril’s too
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? – Cyril by a bit, but they both cook and often cook together
Who is the most picky in their food choice? – Laurel, but not overly so
Who does the grocery shopping? – Will go together
How often do they bake desserts? – Fairly often. Cyril especially likes to bake
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – Both don’t have a strong preference. They lean towards being salad eaters, if anything
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Cyril
Who is more likely to suggest going out? – Laurel
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? – Neither, both are good cooks
Chores:
Who cleans the room? – They both help
Who is really against chores? – Neither are particularly against chores, although both would rather be doing other things. Laurel is slightly lazier about them.
Who cleans up after the pets? – They both will, although typically they’ll just clean up after their own Pokemon
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Laurel
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Cyril
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – Cyril
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Laurel. All that long hair takes time to maintain
Who takes the dog out for a walk? – They walk with their Pokemon either together or take their own on a walk
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – Always, especially while the kids are around
What are their goals for the relationship? – To love, cherish, and always remain by each other’s sides, no matter what hardships may come
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – If one is snoozing till noon, the other is staying in bed beside them. Perhaps Laurel is slightly more likely
Who plays the most pranks? – Laurel, but in a good fun sort of way. Just wants to make Cyril smile
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