Volkner – Pokémon Legends & Legacies

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General:

Rate the Ship –
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? – They have their ups and downs, but are ultimately ride or die!
How quickly did/will they fall in love? – It was a slowburn romance, though they were best-friends-with-benefits for a long while beforehand. Or, depending on how you look at it, they were in love all along but just took ages to realize it.
How was their first kiss? – Quick and dirty passionate spur-of-the-moment kiss as teenagers.

Wedding:

Who proposed? – Flint. It’s an infamous proposal among the Sinnoh League considering the whole pyrotechnics incident.
Who are {Volkner’s} groom’s party? – Elesa, Bebe, Thorton, Dawn
Who are {Flint’s} groom’s party? – Buck, Lucian, Aaron, Skyla
Who did the most planning? – They split the load pretty evenly, even if it did result in some wildly differing decoration aesthetics
Who stressed the most? – Ronan lol
How fancy was the ceremony? –
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – Nobody in particular

Sex:

Who is on top? – They ~~fight for it~~ switch it up regularly, often in the middle of things
Who is the one to instigate things? – Both will, but Flint a little more often
How healthy is their sex life? –
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? –
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? – Definitely depends on the situation, since sometimes they’re just getting frisky on the couch and it’s quick, but if it’s in bed at night they can go for a while.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – It can turn into a competition of who can make who orgasm more, honestly.
How rough are they in bed? –
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? –
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? – 1, a son named Ronan
How many children will they adopt? – 0
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Volkner
Who is the stricter parent? – Volkner, but by a slim margin. He and Flint are both pretty low-key when it comes to discipline.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Flint, thanks to practice helping Buck out of trouble, but he and Volkner are just as likely to give Ronan advice on how to do dangerous stunts “more safely”.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Ronan.
Who is the more loved parent? – Volkner. Flint’s outgoing personality and Ronan’s more withdrawn one end up clashing a lot when he’s older. (He still loves both dads though.)
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? – Volkner
Who cried the most at graduation? – Flint
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Flint

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? – Ronan. Out of his parents, Volkner (though he’s not a very good cook.)
Who is the most picky in their food choice? – Volkner
Who does the grocery shopping? – … Ronan. Otherwise, whoever’s free to go.
How often do they bake desserts? – They prefer to buy them. Even Ronan doesn’t cook them much.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – Volkner’s more of a salad eater, Flint’s more of a meat lover.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Volkner (at a restaurant of course)
Who is more likely to suggest going out? – Flint
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? – FLINT (and he has started kitchen fires before)

Chores:

Who cleans the room? – Volkner
Who is really against chores? – Flint
Who cleans up after the pokémon? – They each take care of their own pokémon, but Volkner is the one who vacuums the couch when Flint’s Lopunny sheds all over it.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Flint
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Volkner
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – Flint

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Volkner
Who takes the pokémon out for a walk? – Flint
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – They’ll decorate for major holidays, but their decorations are usually a bit… eclectic.
What are their goals for the relationship? – Have fun and support each other, be each other’s best friend as well as husband. Drive each other to reach new heights as trainers.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – Volkner
Who plays the most pranks? – They have a bit of a prank war ongoing.