Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

I’ll do OriginShipping first! Also I slightly altered/reworded a couple of the questions to better suit this ‘verse!

General:

• Rate the Ship –  
  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
• How long will they last? – Forever
• How quickly did/will they fall in love? – They’ve known each other and been friends since childhood, but only start dating when they were around 20/21.
• How was their first kiss? – Sudden. After Steven became Hoenn Champion, Wallace ran up to congratulate him and gave him a big kiss on the lips in excitement. He pulled away quickly and apologized for getting carried away, but Steven just blushed and asked if they could do it again.

Wedding:

• Who proposed? – Steven
• Who are {Steven’s} groom’s party? – Sidney, Phoebe, Glacia, Cynthia & Riley
• Who are {Wallace’s} groom’s party? – Juan, Winona, Harley, Tucker & Fantina (yes they joked about making Juan dye his hair purple to match the other four)
• (Bonus: Tate & Liza were ringbearers, Lisia & May were flower girls)
• Who did the most planning? – Wallace
• Who stressed the most? – Wallace
• How fancy was the ceremony? –
  Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
• Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – Considering they marry soon after the completion of the ORAS plot… Team Aqua & Magma. Team Aqua showed up anyways but they did behave themselves.

Sex:

• Who is on top? – They switch it up
• Who is the one to instigate things? – Usually Wallace, but Steven does sometimes too
• How healthy is their sex life? –
  Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
• How kinky are they? –
  Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
• How long do they normally last? – Depends on the situation, but about average. Wallace usually outlasts Steven.
• Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – Since he usually finishes first, Steven always tries to ensure Wallace can orgasm soon after.
• How rough are they in bed? –
  Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
• How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? –
  No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

• How many children will they have naturally? – 3: Twins named Maia & Jasper, then a son named Alphonse 8 years later
• How many children will they adopt? – 0
• Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Steven
• Who is the stricter parent? – Wallace
• Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Wallace
• Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Steven
• Who is the more loved parent? – They are equally loved! (Though Maia prefers Steven & Alphonse prefers Wallace a bit more.)
• Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? – Wallace
• Who cried the most at graduation? – Steven
• Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Wallace

Cooking:

• Who does the most cooking? – Steven, though Wallace often cooks as well
• Who is the most picky in their food choice? – Wallace
• Who does the grocery shopping? – They usually alternate or go together.
• How often do they bake desserts? – Only occasionally. They’re more likely to buy desserts or be gifted them by friends/family.
• Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – They’re generally a pescetarian family! (Steven will have meat when dining out sometimes though.)
• Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Steven
• Who is more likely to suggest going out? – Both enjoy a meal out once in a while or for special occasions (or when they’re both too busy too cook).
• Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? – Neither

Chores:

• Who cleans the room? – Wallace. Steven cleans as well but Wallace is a bit more meticulous about it so even when Steven has just cleaned Wallace often will go back and spot check everything, dust in the corners, etc (which Steven doesn’t mind it’s an efficient system.)
• Who is really against chores? – Neither
• Who cleans up after the pokémon? – Both
• Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Steven
• Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Wallace
• Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – Steven (he is the one who lost it there)

Misc:

• Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Wallace
• Who takes the pokémon out for a walk? – Both. Wallace likes to take them swimming, Steven likes to take them hiking.
• How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – They always love to go all out with decorations to keep up a festive atmosphere! Halloween especially, since it’s the twins’ birthday.
• What are their goals for the relationship? – Love and support each other always and help each other achieve their respective goals. Have a warm and loving family together.
• Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – Neither. Both are morning people (2/3 of their kids are not however, RIP.)
• Who plays the most pranks? – Steven